Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow is a Found Item Quest given by acquiring a Undelivered Package from the Elderwood.

Description

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You found an undelivered package in the Elderwood from someone named Tarkaa, addressed to an unknown recipient in Kilima. Whoever ordered it must have been waiting for a very long time, so you should probably take it to them.

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Objectives

Part 1

• Find out whose package you have.

Part 2

You figured out the package was for Kenli and delivered it to him. He said he'd send you a note to tell you how it goes.

• Wait for Kenli's mail.

Rewards

At Quest Completion

• Aristocrat Mirror

Walkthrough

1. Head to Okaana Bog in the Elderwood and look for a big purple crate.
   • Exact location: C7 just above the Okanaa label, sitting on the steps in the ruins.
2. Interact with the big purple crate.
3. Deliver the package to Kenli.
   • Optional: Ask other villagers about the package.
4. Wait for Kenli's letter.

Dialogue and Mail

Upon speaking to various villagers

Player

Did you order from Tarkaa?

BadruuRethTamala

No way, stingray! I would never order from that over-rated hack.

They stole my song in a Battle of the Bards back in the day. Made it worse, too.

Note: dialogue may be bugged.

Nope. Nu-uh. Last time I ordered flour from them, they sent me a bouquet!

And they had the gall to write a song about it.

Oh, certainly not, darling.

I mean, I've ordered a song or two of theirs in the past, of course.

But I prefer when my ingredients are delivered by someone as adorable as you.

Upon speaking to Kenli

Missing dialogue for Earth, Water

Player

Did you order from Tarkaa?

Kenli

Tarkaa? Oh, yes! TARKAA.

Oh, yes, that is my package!

A few months ago, they had this wonderful special on a brand new invention... SPRAY-ON WIGS!

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Player

Wow, I want a spray-on wig!

Kenli

How wonderful! Imagine- if you had one, too, we could co-ordinate our hair styles!

Player

Do they sell spray-on beards?

Kenli

I can't imagine why they wouldn't!

Player

That sounds... itchy?

Kenli

(TBA)

Player

Spray cans don't work like that.

Kenli

(TBA)

Now, if you excuse me, I have been waiting so long, I simply must try this out.

I will send you a message to let you know how it goes. Hopefully Eshe won't compare my hair my hair[sic] to a rapid Rasquell like she did the last time I tried a new hair product.

Letter from Kenli

Hey (Player),
I suppose you must be eagerly anticipating the results of my little spray-on hair test. Well, here they are!

After our conversation, I found a mirror with utmost haste. I applied forty-two layers in a houndstooth pattern, exactly as instructed. It took two hours, but it was worth it! Oh, it looked so wonderful! Kenyatta said I looked twenty years younger. Even Eshe said it looked better than the toupee I made from Princess Clara's shedded fur!

Alas, promptly at the twenty-four hour mark, the hair fell off. All forty-two layers of it. I hope Tarkaa comes back soon! I simply must re-order.

I would have liked to share it with you, but the can is now empty. Instead, please have this as a token of gratitude for returning my package to me. It is the mirror I used to admire myself when I had that beautiful head of hair! Alas, having it around just taunts me now.

Kenli

Update History

Build 0.191:

• Introduced.