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Summer Maji Market
Welcome to Chapaa Hut, home of the Chapaa Chompers... How can I assist you today?
Kenyatta
My mom’s been pulling her hair out over the Maji Market for months now.
She kept complaining about how she had to plan everything herself, but she’s the one who refused my dad’s help.
I somehow got dragged into the mess, and now here I am.
Kenyatta
Najuma and her dad hardly ever come down to the village. Whenever they do, they’re usually off to a quiet corner somewhere... kind of like they are now.
Their house must be dead silent. I wish mine was, too.
Missing paths for Friendship and Water dialogue.
Kenyatta
Ugh. I’ve said that “Welcome to Chapaa Hut” line so many times I don’t even know what it means anymore.
Player
That’s called semantic satiation.
Kenyatta
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Kenyatta
...Not going to lie, it’s kinda hot how smart you are.
You’re cute and you’ve got brains? I guess I lucked out with you.
Player
You must be fun at parties.
Kenyatta
Uh huh. As fun as you are.
Player
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
Kenyatta
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Player
Want me to come up with a new catchphrase?
Kenyatta
One catchphrase is more than enough. Two would just give me double the nightmares.
Plus I couldn't get that "Chapaa Chompers" line out of my head even if I wanted to.
I’m soooo bored. You better have something interesting to tell me.
Player
Eshe got emotional over Reth’s mochi ice cream.
Kenyatta
Oh, that’s hilarious. Too bad I missed it.
Player
Reth took his own fryer apart.
Player
Pfft. So that’s why he was gutting his machine in the corner earlier.
Player
You first.
Kenyatta
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Player
Sorry, I’ve got nothing.
Kenyatta
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Luna New Year Maji Market
Kenyatta
I'm helping my mom and dad run a booth at the Maji Market tonight.
...Visit me maybe? It would make wearing that tacky costume a little less torturous.
Kenyatta
I really outdid myself with the wish I made this year. It's just so... me.
It'd be nice if it came true, though. It'd make for an interesting story to tell next Luna New Year.
Kenyatta
My family's Luna New Year dinner was a lot more... lively than usual this time around.
It's probably because my mom's meeting with the Duchess about the Maji Market went well and she was able to get last-minute funding.
My mom's been in a weirdly good mood ever since. She even helped pick out bones from our braised fish instead of making my dad do it! It was kind of scary...
Missing path for Earth dialogue.
Kenyatta
Kinda bummed Nai'o didn't come to the Maji Market this year. Talking to him during last year's made the time go by faster.
Player
Well, I'm here, aren't I?
Kenyatta
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Player
Sucks to be you.
Kenyatta
Trust me, I know. But talking to you is nice, too. I wouldn't mind if you stuck around for a bit.