Dear (Player),
You haven't happened to see a weird handheld device around the valley have you. It's square and shiny. The top is black, kind of like a mirror but it doesn't reflect anything? Uh...if you find anything like that, let me know. My life may depend on it.
... you know. The thing...the metal and black thing...that I wrote you a letter about.
Player
Yeah, I have it. I was just messing with you.
Reth
You know I love a good mess with...but not today. Not about this.
Player
You're gonna have to tell me what it does.
Reth
Okay, I'll tell you, but you gotta promise me you won't tell anyone else. Especially not Zeki.
Player
Here it is!
Reth
Wow. You found it. This is my lucky day! No death for me. Unless it's by one of my own cooking recipes...
I found this baby in the back of Zeki's, and thought it couldn't hurt to check it out, but while I was looking at it I dropped it.
I tried to hide the evidence by hiding the device. I thought Zeki might just forget he had it.
But all he's been talking about for a week is how someone swiped it. He said he'd gonna turn the thief into a scratching post. You gotta help me, I'm too pretty to be a scratching post!
You gotta help me, I'm too pretty to be a scratching post! (Note: dialogue repeats)
Player
I'll help!
Reth
Great, if I could get some glass and some palium, I could probably fix this up.
Player
What's in it for me?
Reth
I don't know...what do I have to offer? Food I guess. I'll cook you a dinner that you will never forget if you bring me some glass and some Palium.
Upon returning to Reth with the materials in your inventory
Reth
Okay, now that's all fixed up, I need you to bring the device to the Underground and plant it somewhere where Zeki will think he lost it.
Can you do that for me?
Player
Shouldn't you just tell Zeki the truth?
Reth
I know Zeki seems harmless, and deep down inside, he is, but the guys he's working with aren't.
Player
I am physically capable of that, yes.
Reth
I know Zeki seems harmless, and deep down inside, he is, bu[sic] the guys he's working with aren't.
I can't risk one of the Adders found [sic] out that I messed with stuff I'm not supposed to, please, just do me this one favor and I won't ask for anything ever of you again...
At least not today. Tomorrow all bets are off.
Player
You've got a deal!
Reth
Thank you! I'm going to make you the best dinner.
Player
I'm gonna return this to Zeki.
Reth
You're honest, I get it, I respect that.
But maybe consider only telling part of the truth? Like you could say you found it and fixed it up but maybe keep me out of it!
My tablet! I've been looking all over for this baby, where didya find it?
Player
In a chapaa nest
Zeki
A chapaa nest, huh? I wonder why those little critters would be interested in a game? Maybe they knew it was about one of their buddies.
Player
Wait?! I did all this for a game?
Player
This thing's a game? Cool!
Zeki
You're telling me you didn't even know what this was?
I found this old human gaming tablet and fixed it up so it would run Heavy Metal Chapaa. I've been trying to beat my high score all week.
Honestly though, it's probably a good thing I lost it. I was gettin' kind of addicted and it was bad for productivity.
But now that I have it back, it's time to try and beat my high score.
Player
On the moon
Zeki
Geez Louise. That is a ridiculous lie. I thought I would have earned more respect than that by now.
If you wanted to borrow my game, you could just asked you know? Or at least come up with a better cover story if you were plannin' on stealin' it.
Player
Reth stole it.
Zeki
It was Reth, huh? I should have known not to trust that no good dirty soup slinger. Not only did he steal my game, but he had to go and erase all my save data!
Post-Quest
Letter from Reth
Dear (Player),
So, thanks for saving my proverbial bacon and keeping my secret. To say thanks, I have prepared a sumptuous feast fit for the Queen of Akwinduu herself. Hopefully, you guys have the same taste.